rebuy:

boy: mum, dad, i’m gay
dad: are you a bottom?
boy: yes dad but it’s okay because i’m a power bottom

foodffs:

Ravioli with Creamy Sun-dried Tomato and Basil Sauce

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

» Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

sarcoptid:

if you think about it, arm wrestling is just really aggressively holding hands.

thechanelmuse:

1000 roses on Canfield, the area which Mike Brown was murdered.

shauneezy:

Ferguson PD be like.

gregxb:

It’s funny because it’s true!

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killzombiesgetmoney:

causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

How is this not the #1 show in America?