boy: mum, dad, i’m gay
dad: are you a bottom?
boy: yes dad but it’s okay because i’m a power bottom
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*
if you think about it, arm wrestling is just really aggressively holding hands.
1000 roses on Canfield, the area which Mike Brown was murdered.